wife's new panties

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 28-Mar-2015 19:06:10

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband asks, “Are you wearing crotch less panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never saw the glass coming.

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2015 16:44:59

Hahaha. Very nice.

Post 3 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2015 20:49:36

Certainly explains the dead sex life.

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 11-May-2015 6:10:39

and possibly the subsequent divorce ...

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 22-Nov-2015 0:21:01

and the trip to the hospital via the wine glass lol! haha!!

Post 6 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Saturday, 12-Dec-2015 10:30:54

lol